If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.

I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

I love being a dad. I just love it.

Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!