If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.

What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.