We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape, we didn't get a good night's sleep, we're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help.

The truth is, the family is much more creatively nourishing because you're playing on a full keyboard. Whereas when you're single, you're just playing the upbeat jazzy tunes.

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.