Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental Meditation is!

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.

The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.