People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.
There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.'
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.