I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.
Jerry SeinfeldIt's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.
Jerry SeinfeldA recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld