I am speechless: I have no speech

People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

The truth is, the family is much more creatively nourishing because you're playing on a full keyboard. Whereas when you're single, you're just playing the upbeat jazzy tunes.

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.

That's the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.