I am speechless: I have no speech

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.

The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise. Find the torture you're comfortable with and you'll do well. You've mastered that, you've mastered life.

Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.

I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.'