I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.

This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes. Your hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on, teachers are yelling at you, kids are throwing dodge balls at you and snapping towels - you're trying to survive. And then it's Science,Language, and History. Now that is a weird day.

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.