I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who's ... normal ... I'm not curious, I'm not interested.

Men want to make women happy.

I only do a show when there's somebody I want to talk to.

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box.

See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.