I'll tell you one of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times do you gotta get something wrong til you get it right? ...And you hurt yourself, and you learn to do that trick, now you got a life lesson. Every time I see those skateboard kids, I think 'those kids'll be alright.'

Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

You can be passionate about anything.