This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about? And which waiter are you tipping, anyway? I think next time I go to a restaurant I'll just say, "Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill will be along shortly."

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

But I don't want to be a pirate!

That's the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.