Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

With any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is, I always seem to get competitive. Remember when you were in school and they'd do those hearing tests? And you'd really be listening hard, you know? I wanted to do unbelievable on the hearing test. I wanted them to come over to me after and go, 'We think you may have something close to super-hearing. What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. We're sending the results to Washington, we'd like you to meet the President.'

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

I am speechless: I have no speech

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.