I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.
Jerry SeinfeldWhen someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.
Jerry SeinfeldThen, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band on the back of that mask? That was a quality item there, wasn't it? That was good for about 10 seconds before it snapped out of that cheap little staple they put it in there with.
Jerry SeinfeldResponsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
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