The Olympics is my favourite sporting event. Although I have a problem with that silver medal. When you think about it, you win the gold - you feel good, you win the bronze - you think, 'Well at least I got something'. But when you win silver, it's like, 'Congratulations, you 'almost' won. Of all the losers, you came in first of that group. You're the number one 'loser.' No one lost ahead of you.

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

The best revenge is living well.

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have a little bit of humor in the shaker and you can sprinkle that on, that's your answer.

I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks.