You can be passionate about anything.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily?