These pretzels are making me thirsty!

I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

I love advertising because I love lying.

Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.