These pretzels are making me thirsty!

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.

The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.