What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?
Jerry SeinfeldI wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.
Jerry SeinfeldI like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.
Jerry Seinfeld