Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.
Jerry SeinfeldSo let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an รฉclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
Jerry SeinfeldThe human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.
Jerry Seinfeld