People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.

I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.