I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.'

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.

Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.

To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box.

Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.