The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like a revelation to me. I realized these guys don’t want to go back to work after lunch. But they’re going. That’s their job. If they can exhibit that level of dedication for that job I should be able to do the same. Trudge your ass in.

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?

I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.