Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.

This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with.

A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.