I only do a show when there's somebody I want to talk to.
I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!
In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.
I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.
You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.