Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

I only do a show when there's somebody I want to talk to.

With any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is, I always seem to get competitive. Remember when you were in school and they'd do those hearing tests? And you'd really be listening hard, you know? I wanted to do unbelievable on the hearing test. I wanted them to come over to me after and go, 'We think you may have something close to super-hearing. What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. We're sending the results to Washington, we'd like you to meet the President.'

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind