It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.
Jerry SeinfeldI mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.
Jerry SeinfeldWhy is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?
Jerry Seinfeld