Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise. Find the torture you're comfortable with and you'll do well. You've mastered that, you've mastered life.

Sometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face and they know what you mean, so you can get away with certain things. But if you can't create that look on an animated character, which is essentially a puppet, the line will hit the audience in a very bad way.

A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?