Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love saying 'my wife.' Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop - 'my wife' this, 'my wife' that...it's an amazing way to begin a sentence.