I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.
Folks who go through the tabloids ought to have to be lied to.
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love saying 'my wife.' Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop - 'my wife' this, 'my wife' that...it's an amazing way to begin a sentence.