We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when the red light goes on.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.