We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when the red light goes on.

Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?