We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when the red light goes on.

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.

Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

Men want to make women happy.

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.