Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

We are even better looking on the small screen

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.