Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.