I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.
Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.