Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.

I shave without using shaving cream.