During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
I shave without using shaving cream.