Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.

We are even better looking on the small screen