The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.