Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

We are even better looking on the small screen

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.