It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
People use music as a utensil to better themselves.
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.
Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!