Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?

There's nothing wrong with self-improvement, as long as you recognize that at some point you're going to have to accept yourself in all your imperfect glory. What's wrong with liking yourself the way you are?

Life is a series of random collisions.

While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.