Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

We often reward mediocrity because it is comforting. If they can do it, anyone can do it.

You can not make someone love you. You can not be thin enough or white enough or famous enough. The choice is entirely the other person's. Then again, you might try hypnosis.

One of the advantages of having an imaginary boyfriend is that he exists only for you, therefore he can not be stolen. The disadvantage is that you can not introduce him to your friends.