Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.

In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

One of the advantages of having an imaginary boyfriend is that he exists only for you, therefore he can not be stolen. The disadvantage is that you can not introduce him to your friends.

Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler.