Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Opening day -- or Opening Day. Depending on how you feel about it.

You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.