It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.
Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.
If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.
How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?
Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.
A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else.