I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.

Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used, but the drive was even closer. Besides, I found it aesthetically satisfying to defy municipal code.

Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

Just because you start out as one thing, it doesn't mean you can't grow into something else.