I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.