I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

When all else fails, look cute.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.