Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

When in doubt, pig out!

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.