What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?
I saw this college team bowling championship. Each team had their own coach. What kind of strategy advice is a bowling coach giving? "You know what? This time Timmy, I want you to knock down all the pins." "You sure?" "Trust me. Just do it son!"
My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.
I come from a very big family. Nine parents.
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!
My wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged constantly by my editor to be more personal and talk about more personal experiences.