I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you and you get kinda flustered, you're like "Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I got things to do, okay?"

I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

It's difficult to parent one kid, let alone five! It's insane. It's this strange, overwhelming mess that I would not trade for anything. I think it's more difficult in New York City. It's not like we can hop in the minivan and go somewhere. I don't own a car. It's chaos anywhere. Being a parent is difficult. Being a son and a daughter is difficult. It's a human relationship.

I think when my mother died, it was such a - you know, a shock to the logic that I had been raised with.

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.