Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."

Comedy is a very lucrative business now, but when everyone first went into it, it didn't make sense from a financial standpoint.

That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.