I was able to make the jump to theaters without having a TV show. My passion for getting a TV show just plummeted. It was like I had already achieved what I wanted to achieve.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?

You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.