Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.

There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up.

I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else.

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.

I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?