I grew up 45 minutes outside of Chicago.

Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

Be more assertive with what you want to do.

It's kind of hard to articulate, but, like, this notion of mercy, forgiveness, was very appealing for me. It was very profound. And it had a deep impact, and I think it still does.

What's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it.