I grew up 45 minutes outside of Chicago.

I wouldn't say that comedy brought me away from it.I think that my idea of faith was another obligation in my life.

I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliché to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors.

You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."

I grew up in Sheepshead Bay.

There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which is that I'm a dad who had no idea what he's doing.