There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as a comedian to be recognized and successful.

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

I never went to church when I was in college, either.

I feel like, even in this crazy world of Trump getting elected and these things that really kind of caught me off-guard, I feel like I understand less than I did.