There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

It took me a long time to understand not to get caught up in other people's expectations. It really comes down to creative fulfillment. It took me a while to realize I don't want to just be on a show to be on a show.

You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."

That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.

I don't understand the fashion industry and the appeal of it. I understand that there are some people who think it's important to them, and they're designers, they're artists, but there seems to be a disproportionate amount of our culture that's caught up in that and the red carpet stuff. It seems like there's a disproportionate amount of attention placed on that.