I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.
Jim GaffiganWhen our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
Jim GaffiganWeight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.
Jim GaffiganScreaming. Did I mention the screaming? Screaming is usually associated with horror films and roller coasters. This is why I usually look like I've just watched a horror film on a rollercoaster. Kids love to scream. Frightened, happy, bored. They scream. I've actually learned to love the sound of a vacuum cleaner. It's just so peaceful.
Jim Gaffigan