I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliché to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors.

Bacon's the best, even the frying of bacon sounds like an applause.

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as a comedian to be recognized and successful.

I've had plenty of friends tell me that their first time doing stand-up, they do well, and then they tank for a while after that. Kind of like the first time you do a drug, you're like, "Huh! This is pretty darn good," and then you spend all your money trying to get the same high.

I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.

Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic.