I wouldn't say that comedy brought me away from it.I think that my idea of faith was another obligation in my life.

The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.

It's good to be back in New York. I have lived here ten years. I'm originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana: Mafia. But the fact of the matter is where I grew up there was something very similar to the Mafia: 4-H.

I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.

I think the worst professional advice I received was this kind of unspoken message of "sit back and wait your turn," or "sit back and wait and let other people do things."

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'