Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.

I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.

It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"

"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.