When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.

It's amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? 'What the? Has someone been kidnapped?'

I always want my standup act to appeal to everybody in the room, and when I started standup, and I would see people talk about their kids and their wife, and I'd always cringe a little bit, like, 'I can't get a date, I don't know what you're talking about.'

My faith is very personal. It's not something that I want to project on other people.

The amount of guilt you deal with as a parent is pretty profound. It's a constant balancing act. I'm an ambitious person, but when I became a father, ambition had a different hold on me. Providing for my kids was important, but the superficial ambition drifted away.

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

I like to think of bread as really bland cake.