Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

I think that there's part of me that feels like maybe I should have been more social.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.