The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.

Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

I would say that now I'm somebody who goes to church.

There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

I'm a weirdo that goes on stage to make strangers laugh, but if I wasn't working, I would just want to be with my wife and kids. I don't even think I'd want to go out to dinner.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.