The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.
Jim GaffiganI know that Colbert could quote Thomas Aquinas and all this, but I'm somebody who, because it's a necessity for me on a personal basis. I need it because I'm a lunatic.
Jim GaffiganWhen our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
Jim Gaffigan