I always want my standup act to appeal to everybody in the room, and when I started standup, and I would see people talk about their kids and their wife, and I'd always cringe a little bit, like, 'I can't get a date, I don't know what you're talking about.'

I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.

I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

I've always been somebody that it takes me longer to learn things, but once I learn them... I'm like a quarterback that plays best in the fourth quarter.

I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.