There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon.

Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.

My wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged constantly by my editor to be more personal and talk about more personal experiences.

My childhood best friend is an anesthesiologist. It's the least amount of human interaction for a doctor. I don't think you can get that burned out on it.

I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.