You know, I want to teach, but I don’t want to read?
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!
It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.