If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.
My new years resolution? I will be less laz.
The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.
In stand up, you get an awareness of how you come across, but in acting there is almost a hyper-awareness on how you might be physically perceived.