I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.

What's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it.

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny.

I don't want people to think I believe in God.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

There's this message to comedians in particular, that you shouldn't write it, and a television writer should write it. And that's a prevailing conventional wisdom that I think is really wrong. That's not to say that television writers aren't great, but I think that the belief that some comedy writer's going to be able to capture your voice is naive.