Holidays are also an opportunity for kids to unlearn every good habit they've learned during the rest of the year. They don't go to school. They get to stay up past their bedtime. They get candy and presents for doing nothing. Childhood utopia.
Jim GaffiganOne thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.
Jim GaffiganThere are different parts of us. You want to feel safe but you want to also feel challenged.
Jim GaffiganWhat was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'
Jim Gaffigan