For stand-up comedians that go onstage and get to write and perform and direct, and do all these things, the allure of a television show is still there but if it doesn't offer a level of creative fulfillment, it's oddly unappealing.

Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

I wouldn't say that comedy brought me away from it.I think that my idea of faith was another obligation in my life.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

I'm a weirdo that goes on stage to make strangers laugh, but if I wasn't working, I would just want to be with my wife and kids. I don't even think I'd want to go out to dinner.

I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you and you get kinda flustered, you're like "Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I got things to do, okay?"